Our son the faker

I received this email the other day:

"Our son is a big faker face - he is drinking water from a cup and then faking like he is choking - how do I know it is fake? cause he starts to choke before the water gets to his lips!"

Yes, it's very fun when your child pretends to choke and die just for a little attention. I swear we give our child attention. I swear we do.